Hey all,
With Valentines day less then a month away, I found this to be amusing. But not very "metal". Lets change that. Here is the list, leave yours as a comment. The best pick up line will get something idiotic from the band!
• Was your Daddy a beaver?...'cuz damn!
• Are you ready to go home yet?
• That dress looks great, but it would look better on my floor.
• You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
• Do you have a license for those weapons? Your eyes are deadly.
• Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? 'Cuz you're really smokin'!
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?
• Are you free tomorrow? I was thinking of going to Miami for the night.
• I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed ROCK!
• Hey, do you like science? I would love to experiment with YOU!
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.
• Are you tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
• Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
• Clearly you can tell I like what I see, but as we both know it's not about me liking what I see, but you liking what
you see, so if I am as easy on the eyes as you are to mines, then we should exchange numbers and talk about it later
• Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk buy again?
• Do you have a light, or shall I light my cigarette off your hot ass!
• Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
• Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm _____
• Do you know how much money I make?
• Do you know Karate? 'Cause your body is kickin!
• Do you live in the city, cause I was wondering if I could get the inside?
• Do you wash your pants with Windex? Cos I can see myself in 'em.
• Does your ass hurt? You know, when you fell from heaven.
• excuse me do you have the time? Because I know I do.
• excuse me miss, u got a girlfriend?
• Girl....I wanna buy you things
• Google me.
• Has anyone ever told you look like Ben Affleck?
• Have you ever worked at Subway? - BC you're giving me a footlong : )
• Hey - Is your Father a butcher? Cause that's a fine pair of hams down the back of your pants........
• Hey baby are your parents terrorist? Because YOU DA BOMBBBBBBBB!
• Hi there, could you help me? I lost my puppy and I think he wandered off into that cheap motel over there.
• How do you like your eggs?
• How would you like me to give you a hard time?
• hurry up and write your number down before I don’t want it anymore!!
• I didn't know flowers could walk, but here you are
• I don't have an ego, I just love how awesome I am.
• I don't have herpes.
• I hope you aren't a mind-reader, because you could probably have me arrested for the things I would like to do to you.
• I kiss better than I do math
• I lost my clothes can you take off yours so I don’t feel awkward
• I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
• I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed ROCK!
• I might not be the best looking girl in here; but I’m the only one talking to you
• I wish I were the enzyme helicase, so I could unzip your genes
• If I had a swing like that, I'd never leave my front porch
• If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
• I'm a family man, my mom's my best friend
• I'm married!
• Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass!
• Is that a mirror in your pants, because i can see myself in them.
• Is that a shovel in your pants, cuz I dig dat ass!
• Is that your cell phone or are you just happy to see me ?
• Is your Daddy a drug dealer? Cuz you dope!!!!!! LOL
• Is your father from outerspace? Cause your butt is out of this world...
• Man to woman: If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting head?
• Mira, Mira que Pasa Mami
• My Saab has a heated rear seat.
• Nice boots. Wanna knock 'em? Not sure if was the best or worst!
• no wonder its so grey out, all the blue is in your eyes
• Was your Dad an astronomer, because I see stars in your eyes?
• What's your sign?
• Where is your fuse? Because your dynamite!
• Who's ur mama? Who's your daddy?
• Worst: So, how about those Giants?
• Worst: Can I be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves?
• Would you like to have brunch tomorrow? Should I call you or wake you?
• You and me baby are nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.
• You gonna finish that steak???
• You just dropped something... my jaw.
• You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
• Your butt is like an onion, just the sight of it makes me cry.
• You're so hot, when you walk by my freezer, my ice cubes melt!
Permalink Reply by Lucky13 on January 17, 2011 at 3:33pm
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Permalink Reply by Gary Moreland on January 17, 2011 at 8:50pm
Permalink Reply by Sal Abruscato on January 17, 2011 at 10:45pm I say to my sweetheart
Happy Valentines Day
with a box of Chocolates and Roses
Works every time.
Permalink Reply by Sziamiau on January 18, 2011 at 1:55am
Permalink Reply by Scary Carrie on January 18, 2011 at 7:25am
Permalink Reply by Scary Carrie on January 18, 2011 at 7:26am
Permalink Reply by Johnny Caputo on January 18, 2011 at 9:23am Here is something I saw on Saturday Night Live, So I said I gotta try this....Hey it worked....Not Metal, but funny...
Permalink Reply by Rebecca S. (Webmaster) on January 18, 2011 at 9:45am (first you have to beckon the person over with your finger, the come here gesture)
I got you to come with one finger imagine what the rest of me can do to you
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